blahstuck replied to your post: wth i’m making farting noises when i s…

is it squeaky or balloon furniture?

lol no it’s regular stuff i found out it’s bad item luck 



blahstuck replied to your post: i’ve got so much hair but idk…

afro (the size u want)!!! super cute, id do it if i could.

man my hair’s not the kind to defy gravity



blahstuck replied to your post: is there a way to make your thigh…

walk, do leg exercises, do the bicycle in the air thing on your back, lie straight on the floor and keep legs straight while lifting them up and your torso up.

okay lifting the torso seems impossible so i’llt ry the bicycle leg thing 

thanks :’_)



blahstuck replied to your post: very sugoi

yessss join ussss those who have photos of themselves in the niagra falls blue rain poncho getting misted by the fallssssss u3u

implying that YOU have such a picture

(show me the goodies)



blahstuck replied to your post: blahstuck replied to your post: i wish health…

yes, well at least mine does! but yeah im almost done i just have to take the final. i can tell you all about masturbation. i might make a post if people want

oh yes. do tell me all about it. take me on an adventure



blahstuck replied to your post: i wish health classes would start teaching about…

take human sexuality classes in college!!! super great! sexologists are cool

THEY HAVE THOSE?? FUCKING AWESOME I’LL TAKE 20



blahstuck replied to your post: alright now that i’ve eaten my lunch it’s time to…

omg its NOON?? but how

dang i know right i just woke up an hour ago



blahstuck replied to your post: these “four cheese” crackers taste like ramen ive…

*gasp*! im so sorry ;a;

it was a great loss not only for me but for the entire world



blahstuck liked your post: shout out to tumblr user blahstuck for replying to…

omg do u even have any idea how old that post is



shout out to tumblr user blahstuck for replying to my text posts



blahstuck replied to your post: dangit it always feels like there’s bugs on my…

no thatd be worse when the hair grows back omg

oh wait you’re right

i learned that when i shaved my pubes once omg 



blahstuck replied to your post: woooooooooOw the dark fruit litearlly made their…

geez?? i am trying to picture this in my head. like what kind of dark?? i am confuse



blahstuck replied to your post: blahstuck replied to your post: omg there was a…

shhh it ok it only wants bugs and we are not that but i agree it is really blkakjgjfd shhhhhhhhhh olnly other things now

im never using that toilet again 



blahstuck replied to your post: omg there was a spider in the toilet what the hell…

i know that feel omg damn spiders why you gotta be there

what if that thing got on me like on my cooch omg please i cant this is nightmare material



blahstuck replied to your post: dude my eyes kinda look like they were punched

aww u3u its ok ur beautiful

thank you, my litlt emonkey. you never fail to boost my self esteem.